- A character named Tautology who is a character named Tautology.
- Don’t juggle the baby!
- 12 Apostles versus 7 Samurai
- What if everyone were named Todd Johnson?
- Snarf snarfed snarfingly
- Ghetto Shakespeare
- We only sell legwarmers
- This guy won’t shut up about higher math concepts
- The nationwide guy buys a fucking cellphone because it’s 2011 for Christ’s sake
- Aliens masturbating to the ideas they steal from our brains